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Achieve Weightlessness (6.16.12)
It's a special night at Harmontown when Mayor Harmon decides the goal is to "achieve weightlessness" and establish Harmontown's real purpose. One hour, thirty tangents, two emails from Harmon's big brother and that goal remains unachieved, but a legen...
With Dan Harmon, Jeff B. Davis, AdamThe Inception Of Girlfriends (7.16.12)
While Jeff Davis works abroad, Guest Comptroller Erin McGathy ("This Feels Terrible") joins Mayor Harmon for an in depth look at overrated masterpieces, passive aggressive text messages and how to destroy someone else's relationship on stage.
With Dan Harmon, Erin McGathy, TiffanyIf They Have Cubs, We're Already Dead (7.23.12)
An unusually quiet night in Harmontown gives way to eruptions of arm wrestling, wolf hunting, dungeon mastering and child abuse.
With Dan Harmon, Jeff B. Davis, BJ, MaxThe Technology Of N-Words (7.31.12)
A discussion of something the Scottish call a "Wizard Sleeve" is ever-so-briefly interrupted by racism, robots, and a visit from something Erin McGathy calls a "game corner."
With Dan Harmon, Jeff B. Davis, Erin McGathy, Anthony, JustinConfessions Of An Alcoholic Mars Rover (8.7.12)
Jeff blows the whistle on NASA's secret agenda and Dan blows surprise guest Chris Hardwick!
With Dan Harmon, Jeff B. Davis, Chris Hardwick, Spencer CrittendenAtonement with the Mannequins and Butts (8.16.12)
Sometimes it happens. Sometimes an innocent story about junior high proceeds down a road of perversion straight to where the sun doesn't shine. Also: Spencer collects info for Harmon and Davis' D&D characters, and special guest Rob Schrab tells a stor...
With Dan Harmon, Jeff B. Davis, Rob Schrab, Spencer CrittendenCranky Mayors, Pink Hairs and Shoelace Cares (8.20.12)
An especially antsy crowd turns Harmontown's meeting into a flippin' town meeting, pushing our fearless leader from musings on infidelity to contemplations of suicide. Plus: Dungeonmaster Spencer unveils the boys' characters!
With Dan Harmon, Jeff B. Davis, Spencer Crittenden, Adam, Christina +1Cleft In Twain! (8.27.12)
Mayor Harmon grapples with fame and exposes The Family Feud; Comptroller Davis grapples with and exposes Harmon's shocking inability to tell jokes and the roleplaying Adventures of Sharpie and Quark begin.
With Dan Harmon, Jeff B. Davis, Spencer Crittenden, Erin McGathy, Adam +2Examine Before You Fight (9.4.12)
A discussion of the clarinet and nine eleven is briefly interrupted by an amazing D&D adventure before proceeding into an indictment of the Hugo Awards and concluding with a demonstration of how hard it is to conclude.
With Dan Harmon, Jeff B. Davis, Spencer Crittenden, Andy, Daniel +3A Tuppence or a Shilling for Your Wainscotting (9.10.12)
Mayor Harmon and Guest Comptroller Erin McGathy discuss Knight Rider, Alf and anxiety, then play a quick round of Dungeons and Dragons before getting into a huge fight about movies and breaking up.
With Dan Harmon, Erin McGathy, Spencer Crittenden, Adam Goldberg, DavidTylenol With Codeine (9.17.12)
The first appearance of Greg Proops provokes a fit of Mayor Harmon's pointless political rants and a D&D adventure that shall forever be remembered as involving unicorn pee.
With Dan Harmon, Jeff B. Davis, Spencer Crittenden, Erin McGathy, Greg ProopsDeath, Fascism and the Pursuit of Not Remaking Robocop
Special guest Greg Proops returns! The question of what happens after you die remains unanswered, but tangents include mental illness, poverty and misunderstood Van Halen lyrics. Meanwhile, in D&D world, Sharpie and Quark claim their Embermauler boun...
With Dan Harmon, Jeff B. Davis, Spencer Crittenden, Greg Proops, Adam GoldbergBack To The Future Part Kush (10.01.12)
Dan complains about things he's not allowed to complain about, then outs himself as the world's laziest gay rights and medical marijuana advocate. Plus, in D&D world: nothing happens!
With Dan Harmon, Jeff B. Davis, Spencer Crittenden, Erin McGathy, JulietaTyler Perry's Antisemitic Pickle Ziggurat (10.15.12)
An unflinching examination of Dan's mustache absorption becomes a flinching examination of Harmontown regular Adam Goldberg. Plus: special guest Steve Agee drops by for a discussion of airline food and the ridiculous infiltration of Admiral Darkstar's...
With Dan Harmon, Jeff B. Davis, Spencer Crittenden, Erin McGathy, Steve Agee +1Don't Ask Black People Time Travel Questions
Dan has nothing, so he answers twitter questions. Adam Goldberg takes over the show, then, Dan interviews ethnic people. Plus: in D&D world: the party levels up!
With Dan Harmon, Jeff B. Davis, Spencer Crittenden, Erin McGathy, Rob Schrab +7A Four Day March to the Butt's Expanse
It's a Jareth-palooza as Harmenians descend on Hollywood dressed as David Bowie in Labyrinth for Halloween. Other topics include almost nothing!
With Dan Harmon, Jeff B. Davis, Spencer Crittenden, Erin McGathy, MichaelGrumblesnakes!
It's election night fever when Dan and Jeff realize that the episode will air long after the election. Clearly a devout Democrat, Dan complains about his hired help before bringing up a real live woman to referee history's least informed Harry Potter ...
With Dan Harmon, Jeff B. Davis, Spencer Crittenden, Adam Goldberg, FedoraSand Pollution: The Journals of Young Morrisey
Dan reads from his magical adolescent journals, casting a magical spell of adolescent depression over the entire audience and the dungeons and dragons session. So he brings up a depressed Harmenian and attempts to cure him. But by then he's pretty dr...
With Dan Harmon, Jeff B. Davis, Spencer Crittenden, Erin McGathy, Hey SusEveryone's a Rapper!
Mayor Harmon comes up spittin' decidedly unmad fire. We meet a mysterious lady in the audience that can only say "no." No D&D this week but Spencer rules the day just the same. Adam Goldberg takes a swipe at having a segment. Dan raps EVEN MORE. N...
With Dan Harmon, Jeff B. Davis, Spencer Crittenden, Adam Goldberg, Jesus Diaz +1Flesh Knife
Note: the audience was not mic'd this episode. More horrible rapping, a new character named Big Red, a phone call to Chevy Chase and a conversation with Adam Goldberg. In D&D: our heroes fall into a pit!
With Dan Harmon, Jeff B. Davis, Spencer Crittenden, Adam Goldberg, Big Red +1Adventurtunity Mobisode!
Mayor Harmon does his Bane impression and practices getting booed in various cities for the upcoming tour. In D&D: the heroes finally encounter Sharpie's dad.
With Dan Harmon, Jeff B. Davis, Spencer Crittenden, Erin McGathy, Neil Berkeley +1Nanu Nanu, I'm Racist
An impromptu Fellowship of the Nerds is assembled to explain how to break The Hobbit into three movies. Jury duty stories! Adam Goldberg's roommate!
With Dan Harmon, Jeff B. Davis, Spencer Crittenden, Erin McGathy, Adam Goldberg +5Turtle Panties
Harmontown's last show before the tour becomes a star studded bon voyage. Eric Idle teaches Dan to write songs, Patton Oswalt teaches him the meaning of fear and Ryan Stiles teaches him that fighting displacer beasts takes 45 minutes.
With Dan Harmon, Jeff B. Davis, Spencer Crittenden, Erin McGathy, Eric Idle +3Harmoncountry: Phoenix, Arizona
Mayor Harmon begins his tour feeling way more insecure than the kind-hearted heroes of a new city. A Harmontown theme with an awesome hook starts getting workshopped. In D&D, the heroes fight cylinders.
With Dan Harmon, Jeff B. Davis, Spencer Crittenden, Erin McGathy, Ben +2Harmoncountry: Austin, TX
What else would Mayor Harmon discuss in Austin other than Politics, Mexican food, Hey Yah by Outkast and pooping? In D&D: a friend's dark secret is revealed.
With Dan Harmon, Jeff B. Davis, Spencer Crittenden, Erin McGathy, Jen Brown +1Harmoncountry: Atlanta, GA
Mayor Harmon regales the "Paris of Georgia" with historic knowledge, general trivia and mad rapping science. Topics include his armpits and race.
With Dan Harmon, Jeff B. Davis, Spencer Crittenden, Erin McGathy, Deanna +2Harmoncountry: Nashville, TN
Mayor Harmon chooses Music City, USA as the place to enter the "drunk Brian Wilson" phase of his podcasting career. Is his mistake the pre-show Jaggerbombs or the mid-show moonshine? In any case, let this episode stand as a cautionary tale.
With Dan Harmon, Jeff B. Davis, Spencer Crittenden, Erin McGathy, Jim Lill +2Harmoncountry: Charlotte, NC
A quiet military bunker in Charlotte known as The Comedy Zone is the site of a kinder, gentler town meeting than Nashville's booze-drenched hootenanny. Mayor Harmon attempts to write a constitution and learns about the deep seated, low-stakes conflict...
With Dan Harmon, Jeff B. Davis, Spencer Crittenden, Erin McGathy, Adrienne +7Harmoncountry: Brooklyn, NY
New York's biggest borrough rolls out the longest red carpet in Harmoncountry yet. Jeff and Dan improvise a Black Mexican guest's screenplay. Jason Sudeikis drops by and jumps into D&D with astonishing vigor. Dan does a bad job of supporting Erin's ...
With Dan Harmon, Jeff B. Davis, Spencer Crittenden, Erin McGathy, Jason Sudeikis +6Harmoncountry: Sommerville, MA
Mayor Harmon and Comptroller Davis begin the show like any other - discussing the city's auto theft statistics. What comes next is 80+ minutes of insanity, featuring Adam Goldberg's brothers, Erin and Dan's sex life and much, much, sooooo much more.
With Dan Harmon, Jeff B. Davis, Spencer Crittenden, Erin McGathy, Cara +7Harmoncountry: Providence, RI
Mayor Harmon used the country's smallest state to tackle the country's biggest issues - suicide and race - before remembering someone double booked the room so he has to leave.
With Dan Harmon, Jeff B. Davis, Spencer Crittenden, Erin McGathy, Black Erin +1Harmoncountry: Arlington, VA
The mayor and comptroller spend their night in the X Files capitol investigating ghosts, aliens, incest and 9-11 before playing D&D with all black people.
With Dan Harmon, Jeff B. Davis, Spencer Crittenden, Erin McGathy, Adam +7Harmoncountry: Pittsburgh, PA
The Harmontown tour "meets its goddess" in a featureless black box theatre, where Dan cries, arouses himself, tells a joke and gets in a fight with Erin. Unedited episode.
With Dan Harmon, Jeff B. Davis, Spencer Crittenden, Erin McGathy, Dean +5Harmoncountry: Bloomington, IN
In honor of his Midwestern heritage, The Mayor puts a town meeting straight up the middle and over the plate, with sports talk, a cosmic meditation and an in depth discussion of science and religion with some of Indiana's greatest, drunkest minds!
With Dan Harmon, Jeff B. Davis, Spencer Crittenden, Erin McGathy, Bland +3Harmoncountry: Chicago, IL
Mayor Harmon starts Atoning With The Father when he presents a day in his fantasy TV writer life, confronts a drunk Darth Vader, then adopts a 15 year old version of himself. The night ends with an impromptu rap battle before new Harmenian Kahleel take...
With Dan Harmon, Jeff B. Davis, Spencer Crittenden, Erin McGathy, Ahmad +7Harmoncountry: Madison, WI
Atonement turns to struggle within a dark cavern. Dan's friend loses an appendage. His Improv mentor is there, but Jeff is leaving?! The audience shouts weird things! Latinos are everywhere!
With Dan Harmon, Jeff B. Davis, Spencer Crittenden, Erin McGathy, Bob Orvis +11Harmoncountry: Minneapolis, MN
Mayor Harmon and Guest Comptroller McGathy interface with Twin Town from injured tendon to badly placed sound effect. Former Dead Alewives member Sean McKenna raps. Joyfully unedited episode.
With Dan Harmon, Erin McGathy, Spencer Crittenden, Eric Noble, Sean McKenna +7Harmoncountry: Kansas City, KS
Kansas finds itself at the center of the biggest disaster since Dorothy's twister when Mayor Harmon and Erin McGathy conduct the worst town meeting of the tour. This episode is unedited because I have no idea what I'd cut without cutting the entire thi...
With Dan Harmon, Spencer Crittenden, Erin McGathy, Darren, Ian +4Harmoncountry: Denver, CO
High atop the nation, in Omlette Country, Comptroller Davis returns. Topics include cheese sticks, sports, beat boxing, dungeons, dragons and crazy people.
With Dan Harmon, Jeff B. Davis, Spencer Crittenden, Brandon Johnson, Erin McGathy +4Harmoncountry: Salt Lake City, UT
Harmontown is reborn in a strange land of complex liquor laws, polarized religion and Kevin Nealon photos. Plus: Sports Corner, Fart Corner, odor dating and weird rants!
With Dan Harmon, Jeff B. Davis, Spencer Crittenden, Erin McGathy, Craig +2