The Dragon's Dick

So we rolled out some rich people with bandanas.

And I pick up the fish,

We should shoot him with it just to be safe.

I take the hat off.

Do we need to roll a die or...

No, I'm making them permanent with a magic spell.

I'd say get back here and let's regroup for a concerted attack here.

You dodged his breath weapon.

You rolled a four on the tie rope to dagger and a three on the throw dagger to dragon.

Why don't you cast one of your crazy animal spells?

Hey, could you have him pick up my knife on the way back?

Uh, how much damage does it deal?

Actually, before I do that, I just go over, pick up his dagger

So, then that's just your charisma modifier.