Spencer Introduces and Erin Storms The Stage · Marus Goldbright, A Problematic Character

I lift him with my great strength.

Its armor class is impenetrable.

I'm trying to look for, like, a charm spell or something.

I'm gonna try to cast sleep.

Sharpie, bring Morris Goldbright in and tell him that he's here to pick up the dry cleaning.

It's a human in plate mail wielding a black sword, but the statue is missing its head.

I attack the snake with my sword.

Like a seven sword? What was that, an eight?

That was like Dane Cook's arrow.

I take the head, jump up on Sharpie's shoulders and place the head on top of the statue.

What are we looking at? What have we done here tonight? What's the damage?