PreviouslyPreviously in Sharpie & Quark: Episode 118, “Ice Golem.”
Sharpie & Quark · Episode 121 · gameplay
Last time on Harmon Town.
Just any direction? Yeah. Well, just like when you leave, where do you go? Well, I take the main road back towards town. The way we came from? Yeah. Okay. Well, when you want to get away from there. Can you can you take the main road like away from town? Yeah. I mean, yeah, it splits up. You go past the town. You could go left near the main road. Yeah.
You recall him from your past travels in which you made your horse pee on him. Right. Is this someone like we were fighting before? Yes. So we should kill them. So I should piss on the other leg. I didn't hear that. So I should piss on the other leg. Yeah. Yeah. Gilbert attack. This would be a good time for you to attack. Okay, I'm attacking now.
Wielding both of these daggers, you plunge them deep in the beast's fiery high. Right. Deal some amount of damage. 14 damage. Wow. Gilbert Gottfried is great at Dungeons and Dragons.
And then if that, if that doesn't count as my entire turn, I want to like attack him with, I want to go into a, I want to go into a barbarian rage, fuck him and then attack him with my flaming sword, flaming sword attack.
Your, uh, your dick takes 12 damage.
But it goes wide and your axe fall or your sword falls blade first into the soil, missing it completely.
I'm telling you guys. Ray of frost is a level zero spell that does like two damage. Ray of frost is like garbage. Yeah. I mean, if he's vulnerable for fire, it might do up to six damage. Still not very good. Scorching. Just let me look for a second. Let me look for a second.
Well, it lobs a fireball at you then. You take some amount of damage. Quark. Nineteen damage. Wait, what? What the fuck did I ever do? What did you do? Just fucked a plane. You told it you're not sorry you raped it. No, not sorry. Not sorry.
Just like beseech this thing to be peaceful with us. No. And then Spencer can roll his die because you'll be you'll be attempting diplomacy with this thing. But you you as Gilbert Gottfried, you have to you have to try to convince this fire elemental to be peaceful with us. That's my suggestion.