Tylenol with Codeine

we killed a pig, I woke up in the morning

I like that he didn't want to roll the dice

I check my inventory for lozenges.

And I give him a promise that his children will walk upon the rainbows.

Spencer, I pick up a stick.

Oh, ooh, white stallion I shall disembowel thee with my sword for words so important.

Unable to see, you fire an arrow wildly.

I'm a barbarian gnome. I've got a sword and a backpack.

If you have a spell that I might cast,

Throwing your backpack, it catches flames and intercepts the attack.

I follow up the attack by congratulating Sharpie,

Shoot an arrow or something.

I shoot another arrow.

I cast magic missile at the...