Logic Damaged

Last time on Harmon town, our heroes were shitting in the purple caverns. After a wild goose chase by Tylenol with Cody, they found and destroyed three magical gem creatures, then went through a crack.

Logic damaged. That's a strange name. What? What's your name? Logic damaged. We'll have to give him a name. His name is logic damaged. Logic damaged. What? Your name is logic damaged. Oh, my name is logic damaged.

Can we look at the robot plans? Or is that plans we make? Is there some code we can hack? You look at it. You see some various words, but you can't read it, I guess, because it's there. Maybe a gnomish. I take the robot plans and read it. All right. Most. You can't read a lot of these words too, because they're weird jargon, but a couple places you see a couple like areas by it's a by the forehead that say logic. Those are the words you can make out on on the baby's forehead on.

Hey, Logi. And then I kick you. What's your strength here? I don't kick at full strength. Okay. 13 plus one. All right. Well, you kick it and it just falls over. Jesus Christ. Oh my God. Jesus. I scoop it up in my arms and start crying. Oh my God.

All the goblins came out of that and we killed a couple? Yeah. Well, Tylenol with Cody, he stomped on one and he killed the other one. And we have one in the bag of holding. Yeah. And it's on fire? What? He was on fire when we put him in there. The goblin was on fire, yeah. Somebody take this baby. I give it to a court. Can I have the baby? I'm going to give it to the gnome. No, you keep kicking the baby. I just kicked the baby once. You kick one baby. Mulrain, wait. Mulrain, go ahead.

Sharpie takes five fire damage and you smell the smells of burning wood and fibrous items coming from inside the bag of holding. Ah, fuck. What does that mean? I put my head and hand into the bag of holding. No, no. I got to put out the fire. Okay. Take my water skin. Hey, I have a weird theory. Maybe it's a fire putting out baby. Let's toss it in.

It's learning. It doesn't know its name. Now its name is Robert Logia. It's not Robert Logia. So, could we tell him that he fights fires? Well, not if he's not good at it. I take the baby. I said, baby, we got a, we got a, we got a fire situation. Do you know? Oh, great. No, bad. That's bad. You just said, you earlier said that that was completely normal to do to towns and cities and other stuff. Oh, no. Yeah, look. Oh, no.

Ray of frost. Some of your. Used to be popular. Some of your items. Isn't that like a, it's kind of a low level spell, but that turned out pretty good. Yeah, but it was a job done. What got lost? Some of your items are damaged. Which, which ones? I don't know. Can I see your sheet? Don't give it to him. Well, I, I already crossed everything off, I think. Oh, so, so everything that was in the bag of holding caught fire and now it's all bullshit. I put a, I put a burning goblin in our bag of holding. Was the goblin alive?

Hello goblin. Hey. I hold my sword in a threatening manner towards his neck and I go, what's your story, cocksucker? You didn't choose to be a cocksucker.

The ship bore his mark, quote unquote, cocksucker. Our brethren liberated the vessel for ourselves. Interesting. But we couldn't drive it. Oh, so you didn't get shot down. You guys are just bad at flying vessels. We're not terrible. Looks like you were terrible. I think that maybe there just weren't enough of us. Where did you get the vessel from?

Sure. It's like a fire curse. I take the baby and go examine the record. No, I don't give you the baby. I hold on to the baby. Ask me if you want the baby. Ask me if you want the baby. Christopher, would you accompany me while holding the baby and go look at the wreckage of the ship? Because it seems to be that maybe there's, this baby has some sort of connection to it. I would love to. Okay. Wasn't that easy? You're really on edge right now. I just, I feel bad about.

Wait, you want to go to the air city to rob it? What? Yes. Yes. Yes. That's exactly what I'm saying. Because look, are we good or are we bad? We've killed a lot of people for no reason. Hey, hey. You kick baby. Shut up. I'm saying when we eat our muffs, baby. Now you could talk about the shit we've done. I know. Now you're protecting the baby. Yeah, it's a baby. Okay. I'm just saying, um, I think we have a, a moral compass right

to Air City, where do you go first? How did you get there? We flew there. Yeah. Where do you get the shit that you fly there? Arrow Hawks? Arrow Hawks? You fish them out of the sky. Hmm. What are they? They're all around us. What are they? They're Hawks. Arrow Hawks. I look up. I examine the sky for Arrow Hawks. You don't see any shit. Avenger.

Feels like we need to go to the hills to get an arrow Hawk to fly to Earth. Let's let's let's run to the hills. Are those the do we see hills? You do. Oh, right. We had those ones, though. Not those that does. Okay, what do you say? He said not those the hills where you can see air not the hills. He means where the goblin. Do you know how to find an arrow Hawk? Oh, you know, you find me an arrow Hawk nest. Where would you find an arrow Hawk nest?